Asian rules.

It is forever so difficult to explain 'Singapore' and 'Singaporeans'.
I swear I can write at least a 3000 words essay in my own context, with facts of course.
Cos the way we are 'structured' and how we came about, it's just too cool.

These are some common facts that confused my ang moh friends:
1. I am a Singaporean and English is my first language but (continue on #2)
2. My Mother tongue is chinese and I can speak mandarin.
3. Singapore is a country.
4. Singapore is not physically in any other country.
5. Singapore is not a city of China, Thailand, nor Malaysia.
6. Singapore is smaller than London.
7. Singapore's national language is Malay.
8. We don't speak Singaporean.

And the list goes on and I freaked alot of people out by some facts.
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha.


Singaporeans are cool.
We are just unique and small and advanced and has the best 'rojak' of things in the world.
IMO :)


Love my red passport and pink I/C :D