Smelly came over and walked me over to ben's. Lame, heng I walked in my havaianas, if not I could have died. Then changed to my killer heels and head to bacbar.
Can totally see everyone's anticipating for the night, and DK's worried face.
The idea was to let him be our slave while we're all dressed up smartly. We'll pay him to do whatever things that we want, and it's up to his discretion if he thinks it's worth the money he's gonna get.
We had thongs, corset, bow tie, faux lashes and bla bla. He had to wear them all, for the whole night. Oh dearrrr. You have no idea how cold the night was. Anyway I was like a paparazzi, chionged into the men's toilet and witness the entire transformation. Almost died of laughing (now i feel badddd)
Went to cuba and he had to piggyback muscle man. That was safe though. A few stupid things for him to do and he's constantly asking for drinks to numb himself for doing those dignity-hurting stuff.
Walked down north hill for c10 and it's gonna be a painful walk for me with those stupid heels. I was willing to pay him quids to carry me but he was SOOOOOO gone hahahahahaha. Funny shits. I was so nice to carry his barangs for him (donation bag and clothes) and he gave me the title of treasurer for his BJJ club hahahahahahahaha. He's probably so drunk that he's forgotten that I'd be long gone before that can happen :/
And he's drunk and dancing and his left leg came in front of me and tripped me.
Straight outside roundabout, with all the other jkd mates watching us running down north hill. Not fun leh. Bleeddddddd :( I thought he did it on purpose but it seemed like he didn't know HAHAHAHAHHAA. Wah really cannot blame him, poor boy. I was kinda angry at that point cos he threatened to beat me up if I don't get up from the ground in the count of 3. Apparently I couldn't la. Knee straight down leh, not fun :( Well, that was how drunk he was. LOL.
He then went for a swim in our sun-dial fountain thing in city centre. I'm glad he's still alive! He swam one round with the thong and had to slowly wear the rest of his costumes back in the cold weather. Took years and they ran. Oh ya, funny. I was lagged at the back of everyone and slowly limped myself to join them. Ben ran back to get me though, funny hahahaha. I was like: Ohhhh finally somebody remembers me!
Otw to c10, we walked past Diva's, which is like for men to pay girls to do lap dancing that sort of thing? I'm not sure, haven't been there. Someone paid Dan to ask the bouncers for a 'job application form' HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. And they let him in. We went in too, but he got chased out after trying to ask for money from people in there for the charity.
I paid for his entrance fee to c10 (charity what) haha. And by then he's known as Daniella. DJ was shouting out for JKD and our dearest tranny Daniella, but everyone forgot that it's his birthday!!! Bo xim lang. Whole night the DJ was dedicating to different people's birthday but none of his. I think he probably has forgotten that it's his birthday too anyway LOL.
I was dying in my heels and surrendered early. Took a cab and get smelly and came back home.
And to realised that I have forgotten about the tulips. Now I'm like loanshark, asking them from DK from last night till just now. Hahahahaha he's promised to get them :)
Training tomorrow, I wonder how it will turn out.
Love the JKD peeps, as always :D
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