Food, Porn and Peter Chao!

Look at my cousin's little baby!!! His name is Remus and he is well obedient!!! According to mum, my cousin used to be a super obedient baby too! Genes... They are in LA now and my cousin did that to the baby for his haircut. Hahahahaha mad cute!!! This is my lappy wallpaper now. Hehehehehehehhehehe :D

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Had 7 big men from JKD over last night. Social got cancelled and the dinner went on :D Cooked Chicken Rice, Curry chicken (nonya style), fry some pratas, chilli pork, home-made super awesome wantons and honey sago for dessert :D Most amazing thing is, I thought I cooked too much but they finished all my food!!! Hahahahahaha awesome people. Planned to make it up to 10 dishes though, I was late :/ My bad my bad. They were starving like crazy hahahaha.

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Smelly and Dave came over while Dave helped with the prata a lil. Refused any help from smelly cos he is pure disaster to the kitchen (and the world actually)

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And... I got no photos for the food. It's just 6 dishes in huge amount :D

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Jo left early so no photo of him...

Smelly and me.

He's got a clean shave now, didn't know my power of psycho-ing people is so great.

Will post photos of his clean bare face soon, hehehehe.

Social officer!!!

Love him to bits, he makes thing HAPPEN :)

And yea, he is the vampire-looking Ben haha.

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Got my lappy out from the room and they started watching different sorts of things.. Starting from Dan suggesting Peter Chao cos they were making fun of Asians (again, cos smelly is there so racist jokes will be there too)

Moved on to watching the split face video. Almost made myself watch it but the boys don't let me hahahaha. Mark stared into the blank for a few times thinking about the video.. I know right, must be damn scary :(

Then they started watching funny porn videos. Like the story line funny or other stupid videos. There's this where a girl farts on a chocolate cake. Poor cake!

Yea, my browser history is gonna get so interesting huh.. pornhub and what's not, I really don't know. LOL.

His monstrous food baby LOL.

It's so funny when Ben ate the wonton he went: Alicia I love you!! Alicia, I'm gonna marry you!

Hahahahhaha exaggerating much, funny people.

Had this flat-face competition, I thought my face is quite flat, but they told me to get lost cos I am no where near LOL. Oh well....

I like how the boys always make such faces hahahahaha.

Look at Dan LOL.

Asian fun, TWIST!!!

Seriously why when they twist it becomes so gay???

See?? Asians FTW.

Twists just look good on us HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ed's a BBC anyway, cuteeeeee.

They made him do that hahahhahahahahahaaha!!!

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Love to be with these people. Except when they talk about their sex experience -.- I literally kept myself out of the convo and didn't listen. They were like: Alicia you're not listening to this convo, are you? I shook my head and they said: Yeaaaa good, don't listen :)

Hahahahahahahahaa shou bu liao.

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Had a shock from kw last night, he popped his head out through my window, smelly almost went to get him cos he thought is burglar. Ahahahahaha should be fun if a real burglar came in LOL. Woke up rather late and ate kaya toast :D Yummmmm.

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Went for leisure training in the park with dave sam dan mark and benny. Nice place, did some wushu. And I think it's a bad idea to train with fred perry shoes, heartache.

Fed them with food that I found in my bag. And they decided to give me the post of JKD cook hahahahahhahahahahahahahahha. Funny shit.

The kid who wears simpsons socks, muscle man, and gentle dentist.

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Love my slacking thursday :)