My friendly competitor.

Story:

Habi didn’t sleep at all, and I slept for an hour or so.

At work…

Habi: Sleepy?

Me: Nope, just spoke to MD. Haha tender, so kan chiong. Hee

Habi: MD kan chiong or u?

Me: Me. Cos tender closing tmr hahaha. We’re competing with ‘friendly competitor aka Habi’s workplace neighbour’.

Habi: I go up steal their document for u hahaha.

Me: Lol submit online one. Can go crash their IT system. Make them miss the dateline lol.

Habi: Haha… I go pluck out their cables. Baby u jiayou

Me: If get this contract then at least I finally got some contribution to the company other than buy plants and feng shui stuff

Habi: Ok… Later I go see see where their server

Me: hahahahahaha

Awhile later..

Habi: I cannot find the server room for ‘friendly competitor aka habi’s workplace neighbour’

Me: Hahahahaha u really go find ar. Think they will hide into their office what. Whr will let u access de.

Habi. Nod nod. Try mah.

Me: Wahahahahaha